santa jokes for adults

Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there,
It”s Tippu sultan”s chair.
santa – oye don”t worry yaar
I will get up when he comes

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR
A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ
THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS “DASTAK”

Teacher: Now, children,
if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
santa: Brotherly love.

santa: “I saw my Wife going
2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa
“I had already SEEN the Movie !”